Sunday, February 11, 2007

I Found Leinenkugels in Florida


While visiting my parents in Ft. Myers, I found my favorite beer from back home, Leinenkugels. They only had Red and Sunset Wheat, but it's a start! I've been missing it since I moved down from Minnesota....hopefully Leinenkugels Honey Weiss makes it soon!


Friday, February 9, 2007

Randy Moss Interview - Hilarious


The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be, RANDY MOSS. God I love this guy. Such an entrepreneur too. Keep up the good work Randy.

Thursday, February 8, 2007

College Days


The Alamo, known as the house in St. Joseph without a basement. What a place! For $166.67 per month, the six of us packed it in the 3 bedroom double wide trailer for our Junior year. Each Thursday, a theme party rocked the neighborhood and usually ended when the kegs went dry and the liqour stores were no longer open. Highlights include broken windows, Boone's & Beverly nights, and many, many Old English 40'z. Not to mention a sweet landlord, who once screamed "You guys are drunks." The funny part was, he was wasted wnen he said that.

Fun At The Lake


Nate Kirschner's cabin served as the spot for tubewars and fireworks being shot out of parts of people's body. There was lots of Leinenkugels Beer and of course Don Julio tequila. Even Pete poured a shot on Nate's sister in law, and retorted "thats how I roll." We look forward to 2007's version when Nate Junior will be around to enjoy the celebration.

Sometimes Parenting is Shitty...



Wednesday, February 7, 2007

More Costa Rica Wedding Photos




Throwback Photo Of The Day

Back when they could double as "Maverick & Goose."

Joke of The Day


Makeup: $60.00

Breast Implants: $5,000.00

Forgetting to tuck in your nuts........Priceless!!!!!!

Brad's Wedding


Great wedding and fun time in Costa Rica! That's me taking shots with the girls, hardly standing up....wow. I don't remember that one!

Making A Push For Andre Rison and the Hall of Fame




Everyone knows my good friend Andre "Bad Moon" Rison is being snubbed for the hall of fame. I urge all of you to visit www.AndreRison.com and send an email to the admin. We're collecting names and trying to make a push for Andre. Your support is appreciated. He only had 20+ more touchdowns than Michael Irvin, who just got inducted in 2007.




My Boy Aspires to Be A Rapper

Here he is, all dressed up in his "gangsta" gear.

No More Viper


Today is a sad day....I officially sold my Final Edition Viper. We had some fun times....but as they say in shop class, "safety first."


Timo's Stock Pick of The Year

Invest at Your Own Risk...but I see a nice upside with this one.

Symbol: AVNR

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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Super Bowl 2007

So Miami had the Super Bowl and thousands of freezing fans from Indianapolis and Chicago descended on my little town of South Beach to take part in the festivities. ESPN had all of their shows broadcasted from South Beach's Ocean Drive, as did the NFL Network and some other shows. One of the highlights for me was being on the Jim Rome is Burning show in the background and giving the unsuspecting viewers (at least those who cared to watch the background shots) a "SUCK IT" sign like the Degeneration X did when they dominated the WWF. If you were watching Jim talk to Dante Stallworth of the Eagles, you may have seen me in my black Deion Sanders Atlanta Falcons throwback jersey.

Another nice little highlight was being interviewed for NBC channel 6 news. I still have not seen the broadcast, but my accountant confirmed it ran and I was on there plugging Andre Rison's parties and telling how annoying fans from out of town can be.

All in all, a great weekend. My man Pedro and his brother in law visited too. We went out to Bricks Nightclub for a gala event, that ended up being a blast but having about 1% of the celebrities in attendance that were "confirmed." After going to Mark and Susans wedding and flying into Tampa, I was delayed until almost 4:30 pm and didnt arrive at the bar for the Super Bowl party until almost 6pm. Luckily, my comrads Carmine SantaMaria and Hashim Burney were able to scoop up my friends from up north so we could meet at the Parrot Bar, a Philly-oriented bar in Ft. Lauderdale, where we watched the big game. Colts fans dominated the crowd, and Pedro sprained his thumb while he cheered for Devin Hesters kick return on the opening kick!

Lorenzo White and Andre Rison were up there cheering on the Colts, to my dismay. Andre played as a Colt as a rookie before being traded to the ATL where he thrived. Lo likes Peyton Manning....I don't know why! I said if the Bears were to win I'd get in a 3 point stance and make a run at tackling Lo. Obviously that didn't happen. After the game, we checked out a few "adult clubs' and had some beverages. My friend also puked on himself at Pure Platinum....and I tackled a blow up Green Bay Packer doll after bribing the valet $10. I then killed iit with my key and ruined it for good. I hate the Packers!

The day after the game led us to a Casino Cruise, where one of my friends won $1,000 and I won a couple hundred. Latenight Solid Gold was "pretty sweet" and we took shots til 5 in the morning.....I love when people visit. of course everyone except me slept in until about 1 pm the next day while I ran errands. Of course his flight was canceled that night and he was stuck in Ft. Lauderdale....exhausted!

Mark & Susan's Wedding


A longtime friend, Mark Dodge, was married over the weekend to Susan Dietrich. Hopefully I spelled her prior last name correctly! The wedding was in Clearwater Beach, Florida, and a lot of our old soccer bunch was in attendance.


Welcome to the BizarroWorld Blog

I'm going to do my best to keep on just keepin' on....updating this blog as new events happen and life changes. To kick this off, here are my 2007 New Years resolutions:

  • Lose 15 lbs and get back into running.
  • Spend more time with my family.
  • Spend more time with my friends.
  • Find new hobbies!
  • Teach Timo Junior the finer points of Soccer!